Hey y'all,

As a dog thats gitt'n olter, seems I'm hang'n out more oft'n on (or under) the porch. Dag Nab It!!! I'm just sore bait fur trapp'n Cougars as I use't!! But I still got my nose for Cougar tail 'cus if nary a Cougar be roundabouts I be afta her thing til we both git our whatsfor. In all ways I likes bait'n Cougar 'cus them some fine woman who know what their cum'n for. I sure coudt tell a tail or too of chasin (or be'n chast by) a Cougar tail all inta the night - specially with the moon 'round 'bout full. Ruttin around up on them hills 'n waayy down deep'n yer hollows. Ya either catch'er and eat'er up ... or shes catch'n eat'n ya ... most times ur both eat'n it up ... mayb ya tag her tail a time'r too... ur toes all curl'n up ... or mayb ... Well ... My o my, um, um, um ... Giv'n me deep down moan'in shivers just now thinkn 'bout it'all. Ssshh... dont tell - but seem't maken my nips t'harden too, liken as if I just lept inta the cold spring crik. Skinny style o'coarse!!! Any ways hop'n to tell a tail or too for ya. Also for you gals to writ down an sharin yur tails too.

Aahoooou Dohgy!!!!
Jess_C

a dog howling
sound of footsteps
longer nights
-Masaoka Shiki

 

Uncle Jed, is that you?

 

Jethro?

 

He's won of my uncles. Not sure whitch one tho.
(Too many kissn cusins involved)
But I am a Clamp It.

 

Welcome to the Jungle, Jess.

 

Thank you kindly.

Is that you ejlisa mae?

 

Yessiree

 

Well 'cus i have seen ya in a nary a coons age.

Wuz afeared ya voided me since that big shindig last fall.
I hope ya understan both the moon AND the shine were both work'n on me mightly that night.

Sides, it twas so dark up in tha hay loft I didn't know it twas you til ya started to twirl yer ...

Opps sorry, thers other people listing in hear right now.
Mayb we kin talk later. K?

Inee how you realy wus the best time 'bout that night.
Dent tell yer Pa bout me did ya? Cus I dont want keep voiding him all time.

Mayb we can do'n it agin this year too. That sore is sumpfin how ya did that - what wuz that you it called it 'gain? Hows bout mayb ya can sho my gurl how ta do that too. 'Cuz I all times think'n on it - an on you too.

Gosh Ejlisa Mae this sore is sump'n meet'n ya hear like this. Dont wory bout nothin 'cus. I won't tell nary a soul special not yor Pa or yor Uncles or yor Bothers 'cuz they mite make us git hitched. Not say'n I dont wont to tie knot wit ya but ya now how mean my gurl is. She sez if she ketch me agin she wil cut me off ... wit her teeth.

 

I dont think i have ever been more confused

 

Nice ta meet ya Jess. Have yourself a good ol' time here.

 

Great; someone from the land of Missery. oh, I mean Missouri, though I think it's actually pronounced Mizz ur ah.

 

Pour yours elf a pint and lets talk politics religion and trannys.

 

Howdy, welcome, ho hum.

 

Yur not from 'round hear ar ya Jedidiah?

Dont wuri Jed. Most yanks who visit'n roun' hear go 'bout all confuzed lik. Mostlee askn' 'bout wher storbucks iz?
I tellz em i trad moon shine or the wild ginsang rout for victuals frum the stor. Its that or sum food stamps. Butt I nev'r got no bucks ta uze at no stor. Theyz allwayz say'n how ther find'n storbucks ever wares. Wisht i cood fined sum of them storbucks fer me.

K . . . I . . . tri . . . talk . . . bit . . . slowr . . . fur . . . ya . . . Jed.

I . . axed . . ejls . . if . . she . . wuz . . Elisa Mae ?

She . . toldt . . me . . "Yessiree".

Cee . . dont . . tel . . none . . butt . . i . . gott . . this . . thang . . fo , , my . . sweat . . 'lil . . cus'n . . Elisa Mae . . ona . . counta . . this . . thang . . she . . duz . . maid . . my . . toes . . curl'd . . up.

Sum . . how . . i . . dont . . thank . . ejls . . is . . my . . Elisa Mae . . afta . . awl. . . If . . she . . axes . . 'bout . . storbucks . . aisle. . no . . shez'a . . yanky . . too.

Sur . . sor'e . . ya . . bea'n . . awl . . confuz'd . . an' . . all . . Hop'n . . tha' . . I'ma . . tock'n . . slo'r . . halps . . ya.

How'z . . cum . . ejls . . sez . . she . . lik's . . ur . . bea'n . . all . . confuzed ?

Duz . . yew . . no . . 'bout . . in'e . . them . .storbucks ?

 

Thas' rite Davy. We do lik company.

We tries ta bea mos't hous' spitable hear.

 

Is' that a squire dansn' song ?

Thanky kind'lee. Yur welcom too.

 

Sum timez my uncle Gomer Pile works on trannys ov'r at hez gorage. Im think'n he nose alot 'bout them,

I'm fixn' ta taulk sum polytics ov'r at "Trump attacks war heros."

Ahoo Dohgy!
Katie Bar the Door!!!

By tha wayz - Do ya no what polytics are Candito ???

 

This guy sounds like OldTool got run over by a garbage truck, which was driven by Fluffy.

 

Hey Rin Tin Tin Guy,

Ima thank'n if my ol' tool evr'n gits runt ov'r bye . . .

well . . . O my . . . Wye thas just too pane ful ta ev'n a'tempt ta obfuscate. . .

Nose matter hous' much tha driver's weighed.

Hey Tin Tin Guy - Have you already heard about the Pirate GPS ?

 

Polyticks are what dreams are made of. So basically dog shit. Lets discuss fecal matter